Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Finally, a word.

I said I'd write more about Paris Hilton when words weren't escaping me. I still don't have much to say except that I was shocked when someone said the "medical condition" for which she was released was claustrophobia. I'd think she'd be used to tight spaces given she was recently hatched in the bottom of a swimming pool with Wilford Brimley and Don Ameche looking on.

"Think there's cocaine in that pool?"

"Might be."

That's an affirmative, boys. She wouldn't have been in there otherwise.

1 comment:

Shemaine said...

Paris Hilton I'm sorry but come on now get over it. It is sad to see that our "Breaking News" is about her crying because she is going where she should have been in the begining. I mean think about it, How many "Regular" people do the same thing and how many years do they get to be in jail. I don't think they get "Medical leave". HMMm Being famouse has it benefits...