There are three things on my mind tonight:
1. Today I paid the dry cleaners $45 to clean my roommate's comforter and papizan cushion. Why? Because my cat pissed on both of them. And if he does it again, I'm paying $45 to have someone take him away.
2. It was Paris Hilton's first day in jail. *back flip, toe touch*
3. I drove past a 400-lb man in a Volvo on my way home today. Found it ironic.
That's all she wrote.
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