Monday, May 12, 2008

Goodness, gracious, great balls of...rubber?

As we were driving to the airport from South Padre yesterday, we passed the valedictorian of Douchebag High.


In case you're curious what that is dangling from the bottom of his Jeep, yup, it's a set of nuts. Apparently painting your Jeep the color of a banana isn't douchey enough. You need to add a ball sack for maximum effect.

Please keep in mind that I was leaving South Padre at the time of this sighting. For those not in the know...South Padre is like Mecca for tools. And this still took my breath away.

For those interested, you can buy your very own set of rubber auto testicles here: http://www.bullsballs.com/

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The nutz you are looking at are from www.yournutz.com

Bulls balls don't look anywhere near that good!!!

Nice paint job

Ihateyerblog said...

We spotted a pair in my home state of Pennsylvania. The brass kind. Hangin' from a truck covered in NASCAR BS. That's when the "Only in Texas" comments stopped and I learned how to eat crow. Ask Sam allllllll about it. Just shoot me now. ASAP.